Men Are Hard To Pleased

The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u r IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u r PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u r trying 2 LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u r from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u r STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u r SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries 2 POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try 2 LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u r CHEAP.
If u tell him ur PROBLEM, he says u r TROBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u r like a NANNY 2 him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES 4 u.
If u BREAK ur PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED 2 do so.
If u SMOKE, u r BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
If u do WELL in ur exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u r CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u r too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard 2 please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u r selfish.....
The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY...
Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter ...

fwd by zuryn..